Sarah Michelle Gellar credited as playing...
Buffy Summers
- Buffy Summers: Beer! Buffy want beer.
- Rupert Giles: No. Y-You can't have beer.
- Buffy Summers: Want... beer.
- Xander Harris: Giles, don't make Cave-Slayer unhappy.
- Xander Harris: And was there a lesson in all this? Huh? What did we learn about beer?
- Buffy Summers: Foamy!
- Xander Harris: Good. Just as long as that's clear.
- Xander Harris: I'm the new bartender over at the pub. Got my lighter, my rag, my empathy face.
- Willow Rosenberg: Aren't you too young to be a bartender?
- Xander Harris: Au contraire, mon frère.
- Buffy Summers: Mon frère means brother.
- Xander Harris: Mon girl-frère. Behold.
- [holds up a fake ID]
- Willow Rosenberg: I don't believe this is entirely on the up-and-up.
- Xander Harris: What gives it away?
- Willow Rosenberg: Looking at it.
- Xander Harris: Well, no one's gonna see it, anyway. Now *I'm* the bartender. I kick people out.
- Buffy Summers: I'm suffering the afterness of a bad night of... badness.
- Willow Rosenberg: You didn't. Not with Parker again.
- Buffy Summers: No. With four really smart guys.
- Willow Rosenberg: Four? Oh... Ow. Oh, Buffy, uh, are you okay? Do you wanna talk about it?
- Buffy Summers: I went to see Xander. Then I saw Parker. Then came... beer.
- Willow Rosenberg: Then group sex?
- Buffy Summers: Pfft... gutter-face. No! Just lots and lots of beer.
- [first lines]
- [sees Buffy fighting a vampire]
- Parker Abrams: Buffy?
- Buffy Summers: Parker...? Stay down.
- [as Buffy turns back to the vampire, two more vampires attack Parker]
- Parker Abrams: Buffy!
- [Buffy kills all three vampires]
- Parker Abrams: Buffy... I don't know what to say. After how I've treated you... Now I owe you my life.
- Buffy Summers: It's nothing.
- Parker Abrams: It's everything. You're everything. And I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get you to forgive me... Do you think one day you might?
- [Buffy wakes hearing a girl giggling with Parker]
- [flicks lighter]
- Xander Harris: Rough day...? Come on, Buff. Be a lonely drunk...
- [flicks lighter again]
- Xander Harris: Rough day?
- Buffy Summers: Stop flicking at me.
- Xander Harris: Work with me here. I'm finally an essential part of your college-y life. No more looking down on the townie.