Emma Caulfield Ford credited as playing...
Anya
- Anya: I can just hear you in private. "I dislike that Anya. She's newly human, and strangely literal". That's very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon. I can just hear you in private, "I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal."
- Willow Rosenberg: What? I don't say that. No one says that. No one talks that way.
- Dawn Summers: It's okay. You guys don't have to make a big deal for me. I'm only sleeping over here so Buffy and Riley can boink.
- Xander: No. No, that's not, that's not it at all. They just need time to, um, be tender. Relax.
- Anya: He's not very convincing, is he?
- Anya: We have to see the chimp playing hockey. That's hilarious. The ice is so slippery, and-and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this.
- Anya: I'm sorry, Willow. Thank you for making time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine.
- Xander: Anya, play nice.
- Anya: You know, fine. Take her side instead of mine, even though I'm the one who sleeps with you, and feeds you, bathes you...
- Willow: [looking disturbed] She bathes you?
- Xander: Only in an erotic, Penthouse-y way, not in a sponge-bath-y, geriatric sort of...
- Rupert Giles: Please, stop! I beg of you.
- Dawn Summers: When I was younger, I used to put my chopsticks in my mouth, like this, and then Buffy would chase me around the house yelling, "I am the Slayer! I'm going to get you!"
- Anya: That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.
- Dawn Summers: No, it was great. I mean, she didn't actually stake me in the heart, you know.
- Xander Harris: Buffy's pretty cool like that.
- Anya: I've been very good for this store. If it wasn't for me, Giles would be a terrified old man staring at a quarterly tax statement and wetting himself.
- Rupert Giles: I say, *that's* an exaggeration.
- Anya: Oh, who ordered more chicken's feet? The ones we have aren't moving at all.
- Xander Harris: That's generally what happens when you cut them off the chicken.
- Anya: I'm serious. Maybe we could do a holiday promotion. One free with every purchase.
- Rupert Giles: Oh, yeah. Dear holiday memories. Merry tykes by the fire enjoying their new Christmas chicken feet.
- Willow Rosenberg: Aw, holding them tight as they fall asleep. Painting their little toenails.