Sarah Michelle Gellar credited as playing...
Buffy Summers
- Spike: The last time I looked in on you two, you were fightin' to the death. Now you're back making googly-eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave.
- Buffy Summers: I don't know what you're talking about.
- Spike: Oh, yeah. You're just friends.
- Angel: That's right.
- Spike: You're *not* friends... You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends... Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will... I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it.
- Spike: Oh, God.
- Angel: Now what?
- Spike: We killed a homeless man on this bench... Me and Dru... Those were good times.
- [sits on the bench and chuckles]
- Spike: You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
- Buffy Summers: I guess you had to be there.
- Angel: Hey... I was wondering when you were coming.
- Buffy Summers: I'm not coming back... We're not friends. We never were. And I can fool Giles, and I can fool my friends, but I can't fool myself. Or Spike, for some reason... What I want from you I can never have. You don't need me to take care of you anymore. So I'm gonna go.
- Angel: I don't accept that.
- Buffy Summers: You have to.
- Angel: Look... There's gotta be some way we can still see each other.
- Buffy Summers: There is. Tell me that you don't love me.
- Buffy Summers: Yeah. She saw these scores, and her head spun around and exploded.
- Rupert Giles: I-I've been on the Hellmouth too long. That was metaphorical, yes?
- Spike: Oh, my head. I think I'm soberin' up. It's horrible. Oh, God. I wish I was dead.
- Buffy Summers: Well, if you close your eyes and wish really hard...
- Joyce Summers: It's just you belong in a good old-fashioned college with-with keg parties and boys. Not here with Hellmouths and vampires.
- Buffy Summers: Not really seeing the distinction.
- Angel: [to Spike, about Joyce] You touch her, and I'll cut your head off!
- Spike: Yeah? You and what army?
- Buffy Summers: [comes up behind Spike] That would be me.
- [knocks him onto his back on the island, grabs him by the throat, keeps him pinned down]
- Buffy Summers: Angel, why don't you come on in?
- Willow Rosenberg: Buffy! Hey, did you get your SAT scores?
- Xander Harris: By the look on your face, I'm guessing you and I are going to be manning the drive-thru window side by side.
- Buffy Summers: They're just test scores, right? What do they really mean, anyway?
- Willow Rosenberg: 1430! Buffy, you kicked ass...! Okay, so academic achievement gets me a little excited.
- [Buffy has Spike pinned down and is about to stake him]
- Spike: Willow!
- Buffy Summers: You took Willow.
- Spike: You do me now, you'll never find the little witch.
- Joyce Summers: Willow's a witch?
- Buffy Summers: And Xander?
- Spike: Him, too.
- Joyce Summers: Wait, Xander's a witch?
- Buffy Summers: Yeah, either they were taken, or they ran, or maybe...
- Cordelia Chase: You're having too many or's! Pick one!