James Marsters: Spike

Lovers Walk

Spike

Spike: The last time I looked in on you two, you were fightin' to the death. Now you're back making googly-eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave.
Buffy Summers: I don't know what you're talking about.
Spike: Oh, yeah. You're just friends.
Angel: That's right.
Spike: You're *not* friends... You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends... Love isn't brains, children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will... I may be love's bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

[Spike tells Willow about his breakup with Drusilla]
Spike: She wouldn't even kill me... She just left... She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared...? It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft... wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. And I told her it didn't mean anything, I was thinking of her the whole time, but she didn't care. So, we got to Brazil and she was... she was just different. I gave her everything. Beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy... And she would flirt! I caught her on a park bench making out with a Chaos Demon! Have you *ever* seen a Chaos Demon? They're all slime and antlers. They're disgusting... She only did it to hurt me... So I said, "I am not putting up with this anymore." And she said, "Fine!" And I said, "Yeah, I've got an unlife, you know!" And then she said... s-s-s-she said we could still be friends... God, I'm so unhappy!
Willow Rosenberg: There, there.
Spike: I mean, friends! How could she be so cruel?

Spike: I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blamin' everybody else. I want Dru back, I just gotta be the man I was. The man she loved. I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her till she likes me again... Love's a funny thing.

[Spike tells Joyce about his breakup with Drusilla]
Spike: So I'm strolling through the park looking for a meal. And I happen to walk by, and she's making out with the Chaos Demon! And, so, I said, "You know, I don't have to put up with this." And she said, "Fine!" So I said, "Fine, do whatever you like!" I mean, I thought we were gonna make up, you know.
Joyce Summers: Well, she sounds very unreasonable.
Spike: She is. She's out of her mind... That's what I miss most about her.
Joyce Summers: Well, Spike, sometimes even when two people seem right for each other their lives just take different paths. Like when Buffy's father and I...
Spike: No, this is *different*. Our love was eternal. *Literally*... You got any of those little marshmallows?

Spike: Oh, God.
Angel: Now what?
Spike: We killed a homeless man on this bench... Me and Dru... Those were good times.
[sits on the bench and chuckles]
Spike: You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Buffy Summers: I guess you had to be there.

Spike: Oh, my head. I think I'm soberin' up. It's horrible. Oh, God. I wish I was dead.
Buffy Summers: Well, if you close your eyes and wish really hard...

Angel: [to Spike, about Joyce] You touch her, and I'll cut your head off!
Spike: Yeah? You and what army?
Buffy Summers: [comes up behind Spike] That would be me.
[knocks him onto his back on the island, grabs him by the throat, keeps him pinned down]
Buffy Summers: Angel, why don't you come on in?

Willow Rosenberg: Now, I'm not a real witch, you know. I-I don't know if this is going to work right away.
Spike: Well, if at first you don't succeed... I'll kill him...
[indicates Xander]
Spike: ... and you try again.

[last lines]
[Spike singing along with the radio playing My Way]
Spike: I plan each charted course / Each little step along the highway / And more, much more than this / I did it my way.