Kristine Sutherland credited as playing...
Joyce Summers
- [Spike tells Joyce about his breakup with Drusilla]
- Spike: So I'm strolling through the park looking for a meal. And I happen to walk by, and she's making out with the Chaos Demon! And, so, I said, "You know, I don't have to put up with this." And she said, "Fine!" So I said, "Fine, do whatever you like!" I mean, I thought we were gonna make up, you know.
- Joyce Summers: Well, she sounds very unreasonable.
- Spike: She is. She's out of her mind... That's what I miss most about her.
- Joyce Summers: Well, Spike, sometimes even when two people seem right for each other their lives just take different paths. Like when Buffy's father and I...
- Spike: No, this is *different*. Our love was eternal. *Literally*... You got any of those little marshmallows?
- Joyce Summers: It's just you belong in a good old-fashioned college with-with keg parties and boys. Not here with Hellmouths and vampires.
- Buffy Summers: Not really seeing the distinction.
- Angel: Spike!
- Joyce Summers: Oh, my God. Get out of here.
- Spike: Yeah. You're not invited.
- Joyce Summers: He's crazy. He'll kill us.
- Spike: Not while I breathe... Well, actually, I don't breathe.
- [Buffy has Spike pinned down and is about to stake him]
- Spike: Willow!
- Buffy Summers: You took Willow.
- Spike: You do me now, you'll never find the little witch.
- Joyce Summers: Willow's a witch?
- Buffy Summers: And Xander?
- Spike: Him, too.
- Joyce Summers: Wait, Xander's a witch?