Charles Cyphers credited as playing...
Coach Carl Marin
- Buffy Summers: Tell me what's in the steam!
- Coach Carl Marin: After the fall of the Soviet Union, documents came into light detailing experiments with fish DNA on their Olympic swimmers. Tarpon... mako shark... But they couldn't crack it.
- Buffy Summers: And you did... sort of... Why?
- Coach Carl Marin: What kind of question is that? For the win! To make my team the best they could be! Do you understand we have a shot at the State Championship?
- Buffy Summers: Do you understand that I don't care? It's over. There's not gonna be any swim team.
- Coach Carl Marin: Boy, when they were handing' out school spirit, you didn't even stand in line, did ya?
- Buffy Summers: No. I was in the line for shred of sanity.
- [the Coach pulls out a pistol and points it at Buffy]
- Buffy Summers: Which you obviously skipped.