Sarah Michelle Gellar credited as playing...
Buffy Summers
- [first lines]
- Willow Rosenberg: Buffy, it's hideous. Oh, my God, Buffy. Look at its arms.
- Buffy Summers: I know... but it's my duty.
- [shows their green dresses]
- Buffy Summers: I'm Buffy the Bridesmaid.
- Willow Rosenberg: Duty-schmuty. I'm supposed to be best man. Shouldn't I be all Marlene Dietrichy in a dashing tuxedo number?
- Tony Harris: Hey, what do ya say we slip in the back room and I show you my...
- Buffy: You finish that sentence, and I guarantee you won't have *anything* to show.
- Xander Harris: It's dead.
- Buffy Summers: Yup.
- Willow Rosenberg: Is anyone else waiting for it to go poof? Maybe we can cover it with flowers.
- Xander Harris: It fit when I picked up the tux. How could it not fit now?
- Buffy Summers: It'll fit.
- Xander Harris: Aw, man. What if it doesn't? What if I can't wear my cummerbund? And then the whole world can see the place where my pants meet my shirt! Buffy, that cannot happen! I must wear das cummerbund!
- [trying to stall the wedding while Willow searches for Xander]
- Buffy: There's just gonna be a little bit of a delay.
- Anya: Why? What's wrong?
- Buffy: Nothing! Nothing's wrong. It-It's just, um... It's the-the minister. He had, uh, to go and perform an emergency C-section.
- Anya: [confused] C-section?
- Buffy: Yeah, ya know. He-He's, uh, not-not just a minister. He-He's also a-a doctor. You know, he's half minister, half doctor. He's a-a, uh, a minitor. Not, of course, to be confused with a Minotaur, because he's all, you know, man-ness, doctor minister man. No-no bull parts whatsoever.
- Anya: Uh-huh.
- Dawn Summers: Should we do something for her? Anything?
- Willow Rosenberg: She wants to be alone. That's what she wants. Oh, God, it just hurts my heart to think of her.
- Buffy: I I know. The whole thing hurts my heart.
- Dawn Summers: I thought they were happy.
- Buffy: They were. I know they were. They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train.
- Dawn Summers: Why did this happen?
- Willow Rosenberg: I don't know. I feel like I should be hating Xander, but I can't. I just
- [sighs]
- Willow Rosenberg: I just hope he's okay.
- Dawn Summers: I wonder where he is.