Alyson Hannigan credited as playing...
Willow Rosenberg
- [first lines]
- Willow Rosenberg: Buffy, it's hideous. Oh, my God, Buffy. Look at its arms.
- Buffy Summers: I know... but it's my duty.
- [shows their green dresses]
- Buffy Summers: I'm Buffy the Bridesmaid.
- Willow Rosenberg: Duty-schmuty. I'm supposed to be best man. Shouldn't I be all Marlene Dietrichy in a dashing tuxedo number?
- Xander Harris: It's dead.
- Buffy Summers: Yup.
- Willow Rosenberg: Is anyone else waiting for it to go poof? Maybe we can cover it with flowers.
- Willow Rosenberg: I'll say this for the Y chromosome. Looks good in a tux.
- Xander Harris: Well, your double X's don't look too bad there, either.
- Dawn Summers: Should we do something for her? Anything?
- Willow Rosenberg: She wants to be alone. That's what she wants. Oh, God, it just hurts my heart to think of her.
- Buffy: I I know. The whole thing hurts my heart.
- Dawn Summers: I thought they were happy.
- Buffy: They were. I know they were. They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train.
- Dawn Summers: Why did this happen?
- Willow Rosenberg: I don't know. I feel like I should be hating Xander, but I can't. I just
- [sighs]
- Willow Rosenberg: I just hope he's okay.
- Dawn Summers: I wonder where he is.