Sarah Michelle Gellar credited as playing...
Buffy Summers
- [Buffy runs into Spike and Harmony at a fraternity party]
- Buffy Summers: What's the matter, Spike? Dru dump you again?
- Spike: Maybe I dumped her!
- Harmony Kendall: She left him for a Fungus Demon. That's all he talks about most days.
- Willow Rosenberg: It happened, right? Did it happen with Parker?
- Buffy Summers: Yeah, it happened.
- Willow Rosenberg: Well, and? Details. I mean, not details. I-I don't need a diagram, but you know, like maybe a blurry watercolor.
- Willow Rosenberg: [speaking of Parker] He's a poophead.
- Buffy Summers: You're right. He's manipulative and shallow, and why doesn't he want me? Am I repulsive? If there was something repulsive about me, you'd tell me, right?
- Willow Rosenberg: I'm your friend. I would call you repulsive in a second...
- Buffy Summers: Maybe Parker and I could still work it out... Do you-Do you think that we could still work it out?
- Willow Rosenberg: I think you're missing something about the whole poophead principle.
- [first lines]
- Willow Rosenberg: Hey, look. Parker's here.
- Buffy Summers: Yeah?
- Willow Rosenberg: You're not looking? He looks really cute in green.
- Buffy Summers: Teal... He's reflected in the mirror.
- Parker Abrams: Do you think I could get a dance with the prettiest girl at the party?
- Buffy Summers: [coyly] Then what will I do? Just stand here and watch?
- Spike: What exactly did it take to pry apart the Slayer's dimpled knees?
- Buffy Summers: [with disdain] You're a pig, Spike.
- [last lines]
- Buffy Summers: You know, you go on ahead. I... I think I'm gonna go take a walk.
- Willow Rosenberg: Are you sure?
- Buffy Summers: Yeah.