Emma Caulfield Ford credited as playing...
Anya
- Anya: I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped, and frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock... Please remove your clothing now.
- Xander Harris: And the amazing thing... still more romantic than Faith.
- [Anya has offered Xander sex]
- Anya: I think it's the secret to getting you out of my mind. Putting you behind me. Behind me, figuratively. I'm thinking face-to-face for the event itself.
- Xander Harris: Ah. Right... It's just we hardly know each other. I mean, I like you... and you have a certain... directness that I admire. But sexual interc... What you're talking about. Well... And I'm actually turning into a woman as I say this... But it's about expressing something. And accepting consequences.
- Anya: Oh, I have condoms. Some are black.
- Xander Harris: That's... that's very considerate.
- Anya: At which point, the matter is brought to a conclusion with both parties satisfied and able to move on with their separate lives and interests. To sum up, I think it's a workable plan.
- Xander Harris: So... the crux of this plan is...
- Anya: Sexual intercourse. I've said it, like, a dozen times.
- Xander Harris: Uh-huh. Just working through a little hysterical deafness here.
- Anya: I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes, in my dreams... you're all naked.
- Xander Harris: Really?
- [laughs]
- Xander Harris: You know, if I'm in the checkout line at the Wal-Mart, I've had that same one.