Mercedes McNab credited as playing...
Harmony Kendall
- Spike: Harm, what are you doing?
- Harmony Kendall: I'm writing "Spike loves Harmony" on your back.
- Spike: Why?
- Harmony Kendall: I don't know, it's fun. I'm bored. You can write on me.
- Spike: I've got to get back to work.
- Harmony Kendall: You love that tunnel more than me.
- Spike: I love syphilis more than you.
- [Buffy runs into Spike and Harmony at a fraternity party]
- Buffy Summers: What's the matter, Spike? Dru dump you again?
- Spike: Maybe I dumped her!
- Harmony Kendall: She left him for a Fungus Demon. That's all he talks about most days.
- Harmony Kendall: Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?
- Spike: No.
- Harmony Kendall: Can I make him a vampire?
- Spike: No. On second thought, yes. Go do that. Take your time. Do Melanie and the kids as well.
- Harmony Kendall: Hey, I don't have a pulse. Cool! Can we eat a doctor so I can get a stethoscope and hear my heart not beating?
- Spike: Harm, what does it take to get you
- [screaming]
- Spike: to shut the hell up?
- Harmony Kendall: [Harmony giggles] And if my heart's not beating, what are these blue veins for? I'm simply covered in these blue veins. See?
- Willow Rosenberg: Harmony, hi! Hey, I haven't seen you since...
- Harmony Kendall: Since graduation... Big snake, huh?
- Willow Rosenberg: Yeah.
- Harmony Kendall: [as Spike rips the amulet off the skeleton's neck, dislodging the skull] Ooh, as if you're too good to work a clasp!
- Spike: [In bed with Harmony] We've got an extra set of chains
- Harmony Kendall: Eww, just because Dorkus went in for that...
- Spike: [Grabs her hair] Drusilla!
- Harmony Kendall: Whatever
- Spike: Say her name
- Harmony Kendall: Dorkus
- Spike: Bite your tongue
- Harmony Kendall: Do it for me
- [They kiss]