Mercedes McNab credited as playing...
Harmony Kendall
- Harmony Kendall: [after putting up a poster of her favorite thing not on this earth... a unicorn] Spike? Spike, is that really you?
- Spike: It's me, baby. Your man is...
- [gets slapped through the face - hard!]
- Spike: back.
- Harmony Kendall: Bastard! You dumped me and staked me and hurt me and left me...
- Spike: I know, sugar, but you're forgetting one other thing I did. I've missed you.
- Harmony Kendall: Really?
- [Spike spreads his arms wide, and she rushes into the hug]
- Harmony Kendall: Oh, just don't ever do that to me again!
- Spike: Oh, never!
- Xander Harris: [finds former cheerleader preparing to light a fire in the woods] Harmony.
- Harmony Kendall: Xander?
- Xander Harris: I'm warning you, I've been highly trained to put this through your heart.
- [waves stake in circular motion]
- Xander Harris: No mercy, no warning.
- Harmony Kendall: I can kill you where you stand.
- Xander Harris: Bring it on, then!
- [advances, then gets slapped through the face]
- Xander Harris: Ow!
- Harmony Kendall: [gets kicked on the shin] Ow! You sissy...!
- Xander Harris: [after their scuffle ended in a draw] Right. Okay. Harmony, it's been great catching up. Really, I'm just gonna pick up the tire treads of my dignity, and go home.
- [self-conscious chuckle]
- Xander Harris: Leaving you with your... fire.
- Harmony Kendall: My fire?
- [looks with disdain at Spike's belongings]
- Harmony Kendall: Yeah, right! Like I'd listen to the... Sex Pistols! Ew! This crap belongs to Spike.
- Xander Harris: [shakes his head] Spike?
- Harmony Kendall: [nods] Can you believe him? He comes back with all of these *big* promises.
- [shrugs]
- Harmony Kendall: Not that I believed him, you know. But he could have spent one night, but, no, everything was... Slayer this and Slayer that. I mean, he probably already killed her. I'm not taking him back,
- [lights match]
- Harmony Kendall: I just - I just wanna know why the men always...
- [sees that Xander is gone]
- Harmony Kendall: leave...
- [stands there with burning match, which she then tosses onto the kerosene-soaked little heap]