Carol Burnett: Self - Host • Various
Eddie Albert, Lucille Ball, and Nancy Wilson
The Carol Burnett Show
Carol Burnett credited as playing...
Self - Host • Various
- Hostess: [as Marion, to Julia] I want to introduce you to my friends. Julia, this is Chester Marfack, the town mortician. Chester, this is Julia, the town negro.
- Hostess: [as Marion, answering the door to Nancy Wilson] Why, it's a negro.
- [organ sting]
- Hostess: The first negro we've ever had in Canoga Falls.
- Nancy Wilson: [as Julia] Hello. I've come to integrate your town.
- Hostess: [as Marion] Wonderful news.
- Nancy Wilson: [as Julia] My name is Julia. I graduated from college when I was 15, medical school at 15, phi beta kappa, summa cum laude, and I'm up for the Nobel Prize.
- Hostess: [as Marion] Good for you, Julia.
- Nancy Wilson: [as Julia] Well, I could have gone further, if it hadn't been for discrimination.
- Hostess: [as Marion] Tell me, do you have a place to live yet?
- Nancy Wilson: [as Julia] No, I don't.
- Hostess: [as Marion, indicating her home] Would you like to live here?
- Nancy Wilson: [as Julia] Would I have to pay rent?
- Hostess: [as Marion] I'm a liberal, but I'm not a fanatic. Tell me, are you married?
- Nancy Wilson: [as Julia] I'm a widow.
- Hostess: [as Marion] Oh! A black widow.