Betty White

Q&A- Carol signs a book she wrote for a young man, "you're the one who bought it" she says. Betty White comes out, makes a joke about Rhoda and Phyllis getting their own shows.

The first sketch is Harvey as a German instructor scolds some car salesman. Tim is a German district manager, Harvey cracks up when Tim jumps around.

Carol plays a wife leaving her husband, she sings By The Time I Get To Phoenix but can't start her car.

A very funny sketch has Carol and Tim as a couple in a hotel on their second honeymoon. They are bothered by a bug.

Ernie Flatt dancers do some disco dancing.

Family sketch about Mama's birthday. Ellen (Betty White) arrives. Eunice and Ellen have catty remarks. Funniest scenes involve a fly swatter.

Carol and Betty talk about parades and marching bands. Carol doesn't like them, Betty sings while the dancers and real high school marching band come on.

Carol thanks the Locke High School Band, talks about pollution, sings her theme and Betty signs the book.