Alyssa Milano credited as playing...
Phoebe Halliwell
- Phoebe Halliwell: [Reading "Crossed Double-Crossed"] Listen. "Riding in Eddie's car, Lana and the Fed...
- Piper Halliwell: Lana and the Fed?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Hey, at least he's not calling him Kyle,
- [Miss Donovan is crying about the gnome murder]
- Phoebe Halliwell: Aw, Miss Donovan, ahy are you crying?
- Paige Matthews: One of our teachers. He...
- Phoebe Halliwell: Oh. Did he break your heart? Well you call the right person. I can handle this.
- Paige Matthews: No...
- Phoebe Halliwell: Shhh. Cupid works alone.
- [to Miss Donovan]
- Phoebe Halliwell: Now did he hurt you? I know, I know, it hurts. But you can't give up on love. It could be the biggest mistake you ever make. Now I could fix you up with one of my readers because I'm doing this series in my paper where I play Matchmaker. I actually have one in mind for you.
- Paige Matthews: Wait. He didn't break her heart. He was murdered.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Oh. Why didn't you tell me that?
- Paige Matthews: I tried to but Cupid shushed me.
- Phoebe Halliwell: [about Leo] He's just trying to reconnect with you, you know that, right?
- Piper Halliwell: No, I know, I do, and I would like to do that as well, just, I don't know, I can't help but think-...
- Phoebe Halliwell: Your guard's up.
- Piper Halliwell: Yeah, and-...
- Phoebe Halliwell: You wanna lower it, you just can't.
- Piper Halliwell: But still, I-...
- Phoebe Halliwell: Feel vulnerable and don't want to get hurt again.
- Piper Halliwell: Uh, could I possibly have a chance to express my feelings?
- Leo Wyatt: The pens are fine. The book's just not letting you write them out.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, but why not?
- Piper Halliwell: Well, maybe it's against the rules. I don't know, the book is writing itself, maybe they have to save themselves.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Then why was I able to write in the flat tire?
- Piper Halliwell: It's just another plot twist which we could add but we can't bail them out. Heroes have to be heroes.
- [pause]
- Piper Halliwell: I read a lot.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, I know you do. Maybe you should get out a little more.
- Piper Halliwell: Easy, cupid.
- Phoebe Halliwell: I am trying my hand at being a novelist. See if I can write in a little twist to help Paige out. Then suddenly... they got a flat tire.