Bug Hall credited as playing...
Eddie Mullen
- Eddie Mullen: Of all the books... in all the libraries... in all of the world... you gotta get sucked into this one.
- Eddie Mullen: It's a flat tire but I don't understand, that's impossible.
- Paige Matthews: What, you can't get a flat tire in your book?
- Eddie Mullen: No. It's too cliché.
- Johnny the Gent: Everyone's on edge on account of the falcon.
- Paige Matthews: The falcon, as in the Maltese falcon?
- Eddie Mullen: Nah, everyone knows the Maltese was a fake. This one's the real deal. The Burmese falcon.
- Kyle Brody: Burmese, you can't be serious. It's a total rip off.
- Kyle Brody: Why haven't you left yet?
- Eddie Mullen: I can't. The only way out is to end the story. Can't do that until the falcon's found.
- Paige Matthews: You don't know where it is?
- Eddie Mullen: No. Dan and I laid down the fundamentals at the beginning. The story's got a life of its own now.
- Paige Matthews: Eddie, what's going on?
- Eddie Mullen: I'm sorry to do this to you. Really, I am. But, see, this story can never end.