Holly Marie Combs: Piper Halliwell

Dream Sorcerer

Piper Halliwell

Phoebe Halliwell: Tons of fun, lots of heats and no strings attached. That's what I want.
Piper Halliwell: I know this may not sound very P.C., but I want romance. Long, slow kisses, late-night talks, candle lights. I love love. I'd take what Prue has in a flat second.

Piper Halliwell: [after trying to copy an exercise video] Uh, I give up. Two weeks and nothing strengthened but my temper.
Prue Halliwell: Piper, here's the problem. You didn't read the fine print. See, it says right here. $19.95 for the video and twenty grand for the plastic surgeon.

Phoebe Halliwell: You want a man who is single, smart, endowed?
Piper Halliwell: Employed.
Phoebe Halliwell: Oh, sorry, employed. A man who loves sleeping in on Sunday, sunset bike rides, cuddling by a roaring fire, and late-night talks. A man who loves love as much as you do. Wow. You're a romantic.
Piper Halliwell: Yep. Your turn. You want the sexy, silent type that finds you driving through town on the back of a Harley at 3:00 in the morning. A man who appreciates scented candles, body oils and Italian sheets.
Phoebe Halliwell: He's about hunger and lust and danger and even know you know all this, even know you know he'll never meet your friends or share a holiday meal with your family, you still can't stay away. And he recycles.
Piper Halliwell: He recycles?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah. And I think it goes without saying we both want a man who is well employed.

Piper Halliwell: What happened?
Piper Halliwell: He wouldn't leave me alone all night. He kept touching me. And practically every guy in the bar was hitting on me. Finally I couldn't take it anymore. I ditched Hans and left him at the club. So, how was your date?
Piper Halliwell: Perfect. Everything was perfect. Even my faults were perfect.
Phoebe Halliwell: And this is a bad thing?
Piper Halliwell: It wasn't real. Everything he said, everything he felt, it was because of the spell, not because of me.
Phoebe Halliwell: Piper, you don't know that. Maybe he meant every word. Maybe if it wasn't for the spell he would've never had a chance to feel those things. Let alone say them.
Piper Halliwell: No, Phoebe. Love is a magic between two people that cannot be explained and cannot be conjured. What we did, it's just... it's not right.

Piper Halliwell: Prue?
Prue Halliwell: Piper. Phoebe.
Phoebe Halliwell: Prue?
Whitaker Berman: They can't help you. You're mine, now.
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm scared.
Piper Halliwell: I know. Me too.
Phoebe Halliwell: What do we do?
Piper Halliwell: We don't let her give up. Prue, listen to me. You've got to fight with this guy.
Phoebe Halliwell: Don't leave us.
Piper Halliwell: Use your power, Prue.
Phoebe Halliwell: Come back to us.
Piper Halliwell: Use your power.
Phoebe Halliwell: You can do it, Prue.
Prue Halliwell: Where are you?
Whitaker Berman: You're powerless.
[carries Prue to the edge of the roof]
Whitaker Berman: Shall I say good night, hmm?
Prue Halliwell: No, let me. Good night.
[Prue uses her power shoving him off the building]

Phoebe Halliwell: [as Piper is flipping through the Book of Shadows] I'm telling you, there's no Dream Sorcerer stuff anywhere.
Piper Halliwell: That's impossible. The Book of Shadows has never let us down.
Phoebe Halliwell: Well, maybe he's not a demon. Maybe he's a mortal.
Piper Halliwell: Then he's got one hell of a power.
Phoebe Halliwell: You're not kidding.

Prue Halliwell: Piper? Phoebe?
Piper Halliwell: Prue. You're home. I thought you had a date with Andy.
Prue Halliwell: Uh, no. He had to cancel. What are you doing?
Piper Halliwell: Hmm...
Phoebe Halliwell: [from the other room] Piper, I was wrong. The spell calls for cayenne pepper not black pepper.
[She walks in the kitchen and sees Prue]
Phoebe Halliwell: Ooh. Did I say spell? I... I meant recipe. We are so busted, aren't we?
Prue Halliwell: I would say yes.

Piper Halliwell: So, what's up?
Phoebe Halliwell: I found this spell. How to attract a lover.
Piper Halliwell: No, Phoebe. Forget it. We're not casting any spells.
Phoebe Halliwell: Come on. There must be more to our powers than warlock wasting. I'm ready to have some fun with our magic.
Piper Halliwell: No. No personal gain, remember?
Phoebe Halliwell: How is it personal gain if we're using our powers to bring happiness to another person. And in my case lots and lots of happiness.
Piper Halliwell: Could you pass me that colander, please?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah. Look, I'm not talking about marriage here. We have our thirties to freak out about that. This spell is about having good time.
Piper Halliwell: I admit it's tempting. The dating scene can be a little frustrating. But bringing men into our life through a spell, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a little bit desperate.
Phoebe Halliwell: No. How is asking for what you want being desperate? I say it's not. I say it's empowering. Besides, the Book of Shadows says we could reverse this spell at any time.