Billy Zane credited as playing...
Drake
- Paige Matthews: The Book has been tricked before. So have we. Just recently, as a matter of fact.
- Drake: All right, then, that explains it. So what did this mistake cost you? A colleague? A friend? A lover?
- Paige Matthews: Actually, all of the above.
- Drake: No wonder you're so indecisive.
- Paige Matthews: Drake, Phoebe. Phoebe, Drake. Yeah. He's an ex-demon.
- Phoebe Halliwell: What? Excuse me?
- Drake: I thought you guys had lots of experience with demons who were human. You married one, didn't you?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Yes, and divorced. How did you know that?
- Drake: Gossip around the office cauldron.
- Drake: You saved me?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Of course. What would you expect from Maid Marian?
- Paige Matthews: And your merry men.
- Piper Halliwell: Women.
- Drake: Most of world's greatest lovers were brought together during a time of epic conflict. Admittedly, most of them were doomed, but they did find the romance in it. So why can't you?
- Piper Halliwell: You missed. And if you put a hole in my wall you'll have me to answer to, not some prince.
- Drake: My apologies, good woman, but my aim must be true if I am to right John's wrongs.
- Piper Halliwell: Right. Just be careful.
- Drake: It's right there on the resume. I studied at Juilliard, performed on Broadway, and I was penning a memoir that I intend to finish on my deathbed.
- Miss Donovan: Oh, I look forward to reading that.