Julian McMahon credited as playing...
Cole Turner
- Piper Halliwell: What are you exactly? Ghost, demon, poltergeist, nightmare?
- Cole Turner: None of the above. We're caught in a cosmic void... between life and death.
- Piper Halliwell: I'm stuck with you?
- Cole Turner: No. If you play your cards right, you can get out of this nasty limbo. I'm the one who's here for all eternity.
- Piper Halliwell: Paying penance for your evil past.
- Cole Turner: You always were the smart one.
- Piper Halliwell: Cut the crap.
- Cole Turner: And direct. I miss that. Actually no, I don't.
- Cole Turner: You've tried going upstairs twice, out the front door four times, and through the wall five.
- [Piper is pushed out of the wall and back into the living room and falls on the floor against the couch with a thud]
- Piper Halliwell: Unh!
- Cole Turner: Make that six times. But, hey, you haven't tried the chimney yet.
- Piper Halliwell: I thought ghosts could go any damn place they pleased.
- Cole Turner: You're still attached to your body. You're not a ghost. But you will be if you don't start trusting me. There is only one way out of here.
- Piper Halliwell: The last Halliwell that trusted you ended up burying your demonic spawn.
- Cole Turner: Not one of my finer moments, but Phoebe'll make a great mom. Can you blame me for wanting to be the dad?
- Piper Halliwell: You're wasting your time.
- Cole Turner: Now is that any way to treat family?