Bernadette Birkett credited as playing...
Tinker Bell
- Cliff Clavin: Say, would you to go in the back and maybe, play some pool? Or as they say in Tallahassee, 'shoot some pocket billiards?'
- Tinker Bell: I'd love to, Mr Leon.
- Cliff Clavin: Oh please, call me Ponce.
- Tinker Bell: [taking her beer, and leading the way to the pool room in the back of the bar] It looks like you're out to conquer new territory, Ponce.
- Cliff Clavin: [leaning against the bar after hearing her last words] Holy, God!
- Tinker Bell: [after overhearing Cliff talk about the difference between California oranges and Florida oranges] Florida oranges are delicious.
- Cliff Clavin: ...what?
- Tinker Bell: [a little embarrassed to have spoken] Nothing, nothing.
- Cliff Clavin: ...Uh, have you, uh, been to Florida?
- Tinker Bell: No, but it's always been a crazy dream of mine to go. I hear that they have the world's largest pair of alligator shoes there.
- Cliff Clavin: [shocked] That's right! In Orlando! I even sat in one of 'em!
- Tinker Bell: Wow!
- Cliff Clavin: ...W-what's your name?
- Tinker Bell: T-tinkerbell. What's yours?
- Cliff Clavin: Me? Uh, I guess it's Ponce de Leon.
- Tinker Bell: Oh, the 'Fountain of Youth' guy that discovered Florida!
- Cliff Clavin: [over-excited that she knows who he is dressed as!] Would you marry me and bear my children?