Kelsey Grammer credited as playing...
Dr. Frasier Crane
- Diane Chambers: [about her post-Frasier Europe life] I guess for a brief while I was danger's mistress.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Is there anyone whose mistress you weren't?
- Woody Boyd: Every day at five, this guy comes in and blabbers and blabbers, talks my ear off. I don't know what to do.
- Carla Tortelli: Why don't you do what I do - tell him to shut his fat, ugly mouth.
- Woody Boyd: Oh, no, it's not Mr. Clavin.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Woody, Woody, calm yourself; there's no need for concern. I'm sure he's just a lonely man who wandered in here one day and found a sympathetic ear. Unfortunately, indulging him will only aggravate the problem. You see, people in this situation have a tendency to prattle on endlessly, totally unaware of how others are receiving this unwanted, innocuous information. Now the next time a neurotic personality such as this gets off on one of these jags, just turn your back and walk away.
- [Everybody walks away from Frasier]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Because, you see, the important thing is... just a second, I want to... Oh, you merry band!
- [laughs]