Joseph Whipp credited as playing...
Jack Dalton
- Jack Dalton: [to Diane] My God, you look pale. You folks should have seen her frolicking in the surf in Mykonos. Her little bottom was as brown as a berry.
- Carla Tortelli: The Stick running around buck naked?!
- Diane Chambers: It was a semi-private beach.
- Sam Malone: It used to be a semi-private bottom.
- Jack Dalton: Chambers, I saw comfortable and safe and domestic written all over your face tonight, and I couldn't stand it. You needed this. You too, Malone. You needed to step up to the brink. You needed to look into the gaping maw of death and live to tell about it.
- Sam Malone: I'm gonna stick my fist in your gaping maw!
- Jack Dalton: [laughs] No, you won't. You'll live to thank me. From this day forward, you're reborn. Everything in your life's gonna be better.
- Sam Malone: You're crazy!
- Jack Dalton: Food is gonna taste better.
- Sam Malone: I don't care!
- Jack Dalton: Flowers are gonna smell better.
- Sam Malone: You're nuts!
- Jack Dalton: Sex is gonna feel better.
- [Sam stops talking]