Bebe Neuwirth credited as playing...
Dr. Lilith Sternin
- Sam Malone: [after the bris, walking out of the pool room with a crying Frederick in his arms] It's okay, baby. Everything is going to be fine.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [following Sam, with a crying Lilith in his arms] It's okay, baby. Everything is going to be fine. Say, you know, what do you say next time, we have a girl?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: [whimpering] Mm-hm.
- Sam Malone: You got a name for him yet?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Frederick.
- Sam Malone: Hey, all right! Fred, Freddie, the Frederman!
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Frederick.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [Talking about Frederick's impending bris, to which everyone has been invited] You know, the ceremony promises to be quite enlightening, too. After all, it's not every day you're ritually circumcised.
- Sam Malone: [Alarmed] What?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Well, that's what a bris is.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes. It's the religious ceremony where the baby is circumcised.
- Sam Malone: [Much relieved] Oh, the baby!
- [Lilith arrives at the bar with the whole bris party in tow]
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Frasier? Frasier?
- Sam Malone: Where is he?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: Where's my husband? Where's my baby?
- Norm Peterson: Where's my beer?
- Rebecca Howe: They're in the office.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: [Heads toward the office] Dr. Levinson, friends, please just have a seat. I'll just be a minute while I reason with him. Wife to husband. Scientist to scientist.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: [Flings open the office door] Frasier, have you gone completely meshuggenah?
- [the bris is over]
- Sam Malone: [Walks out of the pool room cradling a whimpering baby Frederick] It's OK, baby. Everything will be fine.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [Walks out of the pool room carrying a whimpering Lilith] It's Ok, baby. Everything will be fine. Say, you know, what do you say next time we have a girl?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin: [Whimpers; nods her assent]