Ted Danson credited as playing...
Sam Malone
- Woody Boyd: Sam, what happened to your round the world sail?
- Sam Malone: Well, it kind of lost some of it's appeal, Woody, after I sank.
- Woody Boyd, Carla Tortelli, Dr. Frasier Crane: Sank? Where?
- Sam Malone: Somewhere in the Caribbean.
- Woody Boyd: You must feel terrible.
- Sam Malone: Well, no, not really. You know, a lot of good came out of it. I discovered a reef that nobody had ever heard of. They even named it after me: No Brains Atoll.
- Sam Malone: [notices all the changes in his old office] Where's Dave?
- Rebecca Howe: Dave?
- Sam Malone: My moose head.
- Rebecca Howe: I set him free. If he really loves you, he'll come back.
- Sam Malone: I can't believe the number of changes around here. Thank God, you're still pregnant, huh? Who's the lucky guy?
- Carla Tortelli: Everybody but Eddie LeBec.
- Sam Malone: [looks at Carla and Woody, who are dressed similarly in their uniforms, and points at their clothes] Maybe you two should start calling each other in the morning.