Ted Danson credited as playing...
Sam Malone
- Frasier Crane: Well, I understand the local Boston Red Sox baseball franchise has a herculean task of it to qualify for the postseason tournament.
- Sam Malone: Yeah, they really stink this year.
- Frasier Crane: Stink? Interesting theory.
- Frasier Crane: So Sam, tell me. You've been with a lot of women. When you were with one of them, did she ever call out another man's name?
- Sam Malone: Well I don't think so, but then who listens. Usually I have the stereo turned up and other things on my mind.
- Diane Chambers: What actors we are Sam.
- Sam Malone: Huh?
- Diane Chambers: I'm amazed we could pull that off.
- Sam Malone: Pull what off?
- Diane Chambers: Fooling a man so versed in human behavior. There is a spark, isn't there Sam?
- Sam Malone: Well, uh. Gee.
- Diane Chambers: I don't think it would take much encouragement to turn it into an inferno.
- [they embrace and look lovingly into each others eyes]
- Sam Malone: Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, maybe you're right.
- Diane Chambers: Sam, let's stop stopping ourselves. Let's let it happen.
- Sam Malone: Happen. Happen.
- [they kiss passionately]
- Sam Malone: Hmm, hmm, ah, Diane.
- Diane Chambers: [to Sam, she yells out] Frasier. Oops.