Shelley Long credited as playing...
Diane Chambers
- Diane Chambers: This problem is strictly between myself and Frasier Crane. Suffice it to say, he insists on making mountains out of mole hills.
- Carla Tortelli: He wants you to wear a padded bra?
- Diane Chambers: I'm having a bad day. Aren't I allowed to have a bad day?
- Carla Tortelli: Sure, you've given us plenty. Keep one for yourself.
- Diane Chambers: What actors we are Sam.
- Sam Malone: Huh?
- Diane Chambers: I'm amazed we could pull that off.
- Sam Malone: Pull what off?
- Diane Chambers: Fooling a man so versed in human behavior. There is a spark, isn't there Sam?
- Sam Malone: Well, uh. Gee.
- Diane Chambers: I don't think it would take much encouragement to turn it into an inferno.
- [they embrace and look lovingly into each others eyes]
- Sam Malone: Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, maybe you're right.
- Diane Chambers: Sam, let's stop stopping ourselves. Let's let it happen.
- Sam Malone: Happen. Happen.
- [they kiss passionately]
- Sam Malone: Hmm, hmm, ah, Diane.
- Diane Chambers: [to Sam, she yells out] Frasier. Oops.
- Diane Chambers: [Diane confronts Frasier about his having told Sam that she called out Sam's name in bed] Why would you tell him anything to begin with?
- Frasier Crane: I was looking for some insight.
- Diane Chambers: Insight? From a man whose idea of intellectual stimulation is to count aloud with Big Bird?