Ted Danson credited as playing...
Sam Malone
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Sam, you don't trust Diane very much, huh?
- Sam Malone: Coach, it's gotten to a point where I can't trust a thing that woman says.
- Norm Peterson: I know what you mean, Sam. Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying to them anymore.
- Diane Chambers: He's one of the most promising young artists in the country. Some day, he could be great.
- Sam Malone: Ah, come on, Diane. If he was a great artist, what's he doing alive, huh?