Shelley Long credited as playing...
Diane Chambers
- Diane Chambers: Are you sure my film had no effect on your father?
- Sam Malone: Oh, come on, face it. All that weird stuff wouldn't mean anything to a guy like Mr. Boyd.
- Woody Boyd: Yeah. Besides, he thought it was too derivative of Godard.
- [Diane has just shown her edited version of Sam's home movie. It's awful]
- Diane Chambers: [about why she gave herself the only end credit in the movie] It's just that I felt I transformed your film into a personal statement that was pure Diane Chambers.
- Carla Tortelli: It was pure something.
- Woody Boyd: Oh, I can stay!
- Cliff Clavin: Oh, Woody!
- Diane Chambers: Yeah, after reflecting on my film, he was finally moved by its timeless message.
- Woody Boyd: No, he tossed it in the thresher.