Shelley Long credited as playing...
Diane Chambers
- Sam Malone: Hey, Diane. Surprise
- [holds up a brown paper bag]
- Sam Malone: Found something else of yours lying around my place.
- [pulls out a garrish looking red and black teddy from the bag and holds it up to Diane]
- Sam Malone: Remember this?
- Diane Chambers: Good Lord. Is that for wearing or for signalling aircraft?!
- Sam Malone: Well, this is your teddy isn't it?
- Diane Chambers: I don't know which of your mindless bimbi left that in your apartment. If she paid money for it, she should be seen to and chemically altered.
- Sam Malone: Hey, what, what, you don't like the color?
- Diane Chambers: What made you think that was mine?
- Sam Malone: Well, you're the only person I know that shops at those fancy French places.
- [shows Diane the teddy's label]
- Diane Chambers: "The House of Ooh-La-La". Get it away from me. It's horrendous.
- Carla Tortelli: [walks in and sees the teddy. picks it up. gushes.] Wow! This is lovely.
- Sam Malone: Do you want it?
- Carla Tortelli: Me? Oh, I can't take this Sam.
- Sam Malone: Oh, no, please.
- Carla Tortelli: God, Thanks.
- [gushes]
- Carla Tortelli: Ah. From "The House of Ooh-La-La".