Rhea Perlman credited as playing...
Carla Tortelli
- Phil Ryan: [walks into the bar toward Coach] Hello.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Oh, hi. What can I get you?
- Phil Ryan: I'm a phone company repairman.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: [sticks out his hand to shake Phil's] Oh, I'm a bartender, Ernie Pantusso.
- [they shake hands]
- Phil Ryan: Phil Ryan. I got a call to come down here.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Gee, there must be some mistake, Phil. I, I, I didn't call for any repairman.
- Carla Tortelli: I think Sam put in a call, Coach.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: He did?
- Carla Tortelli: Uh-huh.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Gee, that's strange. He didn't say anything to me about it. I better give him a call and find out what this is all about.
- [picks up the phone and starts to dial. finds out the phone isn't working]
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Bum luck, Phil. The phone's out.
- [Phil looks at Carla, confused about The Coach]
- Carla Tortelli: [to Phil about The Coach] Give him a couple of seconds.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: [long pause] Say, Phil, uh, I hate to impose on you but since they got you down here on this wild goose chase, would you mind taking a look at the phone?
- Phil Ryan: Sure.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Thank you.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: [to Carla quietly] Lucky thing he happened by here, huh Carla?
- Carla Tortelli: Sometimes fate takes a hand, Coach.