Kelsey Grammer credited as playing...
Dr. Frasier Crane
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Congratulate the doctor. I'm doing a piece on the psychological ramifications of Ingmar Bergman's later works for American Film.
- Norm Peterson: Oh, that's great Frase.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I'd like to read it to you to see if it's still accessible to the layman. May I have your opinion?
- Carla LeBec: Sure: buy a new suit, get a haircut, and stay home.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Thank you, Carla. Now, I call the piece, "Ingmar Bergman: Poet of the Subconscious". The films of Ingmar Bergman...
- Norm Peterson: Boy, who could forget her in 'Casablanca', huh?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, no, you're thinking of Ingrid Bergman, I'm talking about Ingmar Bergman.
- Woody Boyd: Ingmar Bergman, the boxer?
- Cliff Clavin: No Woody, you're thinking of Ingemar Johansson.
- Sam Malone: You mean the guy that knocked out Floyd Patterson?
- Norm Peterson: No, no, no, Sonny Liston knocked out Patterson.
- Pete: Who knocked out Johansson?
- Norm Peterson: Patterson.
- Steve: Before Liston?
- Norm Peterson: No, Johansson knocked out Liston.
- Cliff Clavin: Well, who knocked out Patterson?
- Woody Boyd: Was it Ingrid Bergman?
- Pete: Ingrid Bergman...
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [yells] Shut up, shut up! Not one more word. I came in here to discuss Ingmar Bergman, not to start an Abbott and Costello routine.
- Norm Peterson: Actually, I thought it was more like Martin and Lewis.
- Sam Malone: You mean, Joe Louis?
- Cliff Clavin: Oh, he's the one who knocked out Floyd Patterson.
- Woody Boyd: Then who knocked out Lou Costello?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [exasperated] Apparently Ingrid Bergman.
- Woody Boyd: Boy, she was tougher than she looked.