Woody Harrelson credited as playing...
Woody Boyd
- [Kelly has just taken her first subway ride. Woody, on the other hand, just got mugged on the subway]
- Kelly Gaines: Woody, I wanted to show you that I can live without all my money.
- Woody Boyd: Well, I don't want you to live without your money. I think it's wrong for someone to have to give up their money. It kind of came to me as I was handing over my wallet.
- Rebecca Howe: Norm, you don't have to get upset with Woody, he's just been on the trip of a lifetime, and it rubbed off a little bit. That's not such a surprise.
- Woody Boyd: [noticing that Rebecca spit a bit when she was talking] Say it don't spray it, this is cashmere, Ms Howe.
- Rebecca Howe: [grabbing him by the shirt] You little snot! I knew you back when you were just an ignorant farm boy! That was about a week-and-a-half ago!
- Woody Boyd: You're right. That was about a fortnight, wasn't it?
- Kelly Gaines: [Woody has locked himself in the main office of Cheers] Woody, aren't you ever coming out of there? You're starting to scare me.
- [Woody opens the door]
- Woody Boyd: I'm sorry Kelly, I'm not trying to scare you but it's just, your money is turning me into a monster. All my old friends hate me now.
- [Woody closes the door]
- Kelly Gaines: But everything was going so well, what happened?
- [Woody opens the door]
- Woody Boyd: I just looked into a mirror and I didn't like what I saw.
- [Woody closes the door]
- Kelly Gaines: Whatever's wrong, we can work it out.
- [Woody opens the door]
- Woody Boyd: It's a little more complicated than that, Kelly.
- [Woody closes the door]
- Sam Malone: [remarking to himself and Norm nearby] It's like having a fight with Senor Wences.
- Woody Boyd: [Woody opens the door] Come on in, Kelly.
- Kelly Gaines: Thank you.
- Norm Peterson: [after Kelly has gone into the office with Woody, and the door closes behind them] You know Sammy, you could nail that door shut right now. I didn't see a thing.
- Kelly Gaines: [referring to a taxidermy in Sam's office] Wow, what a big moose head!
- Woody Boyd: Kelly, I don't think this is the time for name calling.