Ted Danson credited as playing...
Sam Malone
- Kelly Gaines: [Woody has locked himself in the main office of Cheers] Woody, aren't you ever coming out of there? You're starting to scare me.
- [Woody opens the door]
- Woody Boyd: I'm sorry Kelly, I'm not trying to scare you but it's just, your money is turning me into a monster. All my old friends hate me now.
- [Woody closes the door]
- Kelly Gaines: But everything was going so well, what happened?
- [Woody opens the door]
- Woody Boyd: I just looked into a mirror and I didn't like what I saw.
- [Woody closes the door]
- Kelly Gaines: Whatever's wrong, we can work it out.
- [Woody opens the door]
- Woody Boyd: It's a little more complicated than that, Kelly.
- [Woody closes the door]
- Sam Malone: [remarking to himself and Norm nearby] It's like having a fight with Senor Wences.
- Woody Boyd: [Woody opens the door] Come on in, Kelly.
- Kelly Gaines: Thank you.
- Norm Peterson: [after Kelly has gone into the office with Woody, and the door closes behind them] You know Sammy, you could nail that door shut right now. I didn't see a thing.