George Wendt credited as playing...
Norm Peterson
- [Kelly is upset that Woody doesn't want to be with her because of her family and their money. She sobs like a little girl, causing Norm to be unable to even drink his beer. Finally, he turns on the stool and addresses her... without going over to her]
- Norm Peterson: Kelly... there, there.
- Kelly Gaines: [Woody has locked himself in the main office of Cheers] Woody, aren't you ever coming out of there? You're starting to scare me.
- [Woody opens the door]
- Woody Boyd: I'm sorry Kelly, I'm not trying to scare you but it's just, your money is turning me into a monster. All my old friends hate me now.
- [Woody closes the door]
- Kelly Gaines: But everything was going so well, what happened?
- [Woody opens the door]
- Woody Boyd: I just looked into a mirror and I didn't like what I saw.
- [Woody closes the door]
- Kelly Gaines: Whatever's wrong, we can work it out.
- [Woody opens the door]
- Woody Boyd: It's a little more complicated than that, Kelly.
- [Woody closes the door]
- Sam Malone: [remarking to himself and Norm nearby] It's like having a fight with Senor Wences.
- Woody Boyd: [Woody opens the door] Come on in, Kelly.
- Kelly Gaines: Thank you.
- Norm Peterson: [after Kelly has gone into the office with Woody, and the door closes behind them] You know Sammy, you could nail that door shut right now. I didn't see a thing.
- Norm Peterson: Kelly, I don't think Woody can even afford taxis. You'll have to take the subway.
- Kelly Gaines: The what?
- Norm Peterson: The 'T,' you know, the subway.
- Kelly Gaines: Come again?
- Norm Peterson: The subway, th-the little trains that run underground? Carry people back and forth?
- Kelly Gaines: [thinking he's joking] Right, an underground train. You're such a joker, Mr Peterson!
- Norm Peterson: Kelly, they exist, an-and most people take them to work everyday!
- Kelly Gaines: [still not convinced] Sure they do, Mr Peterson. Alright, I'll take your little underground train tomorrow morning.
- [snickers as she leaves the bar]
- Kelly Gaines: Underground trains: whoo-whoo!