Ted Danson credited as playing...
Sam Malone
- Diane Chambers: [to Sam, about dating married women] Well, it's refreshing to know you draw the line somewhere.
- Sam Malone: Hey, hey, I draw lot's of lines. As a matter of fact, there are three categories of women I never get involved with: married, underage and comatose.
- Norm Peterson: He's added one.
- Diane Chambers: [to Sam] Now, my love life is stable and yours belongs in one.
- Diane Chambers: [chortles loudly to herself] I'll have to share that one with Frasier. Puns are his greatest pleasure.
- Sam Malone: You mean now that he's sleeping with you?!
- Sam Malone: [Sam and his latest girlfriend, Maxine, come out of the office arm in arm] Oh, sorry it has to be like this.
- Maxine: [sobbing uncontrollably] Why?
- Norm Peterson: Back up the garbage truck, Cliffy. Entering dump city.