George Wendt credited as playing...
Norm Peterson
- Diane Chambers: [to Sam, about dating married women] Well, it's refreshing to know you draw the line somewhere.
- Sam Malone: Hey, hey, I draw lot's of lines. As a matter of fact, there are three categories of women I never get involved with: married, underage and comatose.
- Norm Peterson: He's added one.
- Norm Peterson: [about dumping girlfriend Maxine] Now you want to tell me what was wrong with that one, Sammy? She looked perfect to me. Body was a 10.
- Cliff Clavin: So was her face.
- Diane Chambers: So was her IQ.
- Carla Tortelli: I am never going to be afraid to go to the dentist again. I found a way to communicate with him.
- Norm Peterson: How was that?
- Carla Tortelli: Well, as he leaned in with his drill, I grabbed him where I knew I could get his attention, and I said, "We're not going to hurt each other, are we."
- Diane Chambers: Carla, did that work?
- Carla Tortelli: We're having a late dinner.
- Sam Malone: [Sam and his latest girlfriend, Maxine, come out of the office arm in arm] Oh, sorry it has to be like this.
- Maxine: [sobbing uncontrollably] Why?
- Norm Peterson: Back up the garbage truck, Cliffy. Entering dump city.