Shelley Long credited as playing...
Diane Chambers
- Sam Malone: I'm going to be staying at my aunt's house and she doesn't believe in unmarried couples sleeping together.
- Diane Chambers: We don't have to sleep together.
- Sam Malone: Why would you be coming then?
- Diane Chambers: It's so late now, you're even going to miss your uncle's funeral tomorrow.
- Sam Malone: Well, just tell me, how do you expect me to enjoy a funeral when you're making me nuts like this?
- Sam Malone: I am on a top secret mission for my country.
- Diane Chambers: You are an idiot.
- Sam Malone: No, no, that's just my cover.