Woody Harrelson credited as playing...
Woody Boyd
- Woody Boyd: Well, I've drawn up a list of names of the people I want to invite to the party, the only problem is I only get to invite a few. Where do you draw the line?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, Woody, something that Lilith and I find helpful when we plan a party is to simply start at the bottom of the list and eliminate the least desirable.
- Woody Boyd: [excited] OK. Cranes are out! Thanks Dr. Crane. That *was* helpful.
- [the Insurance Agent has taken Woody's blood]
- Woody Boyd: Do I get a cookie?
- Insurance Agent: I'm sorry, no.
- Woody Boyd: Why not? The other place gave me a cookie.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Woody, are you saying you've already given blood today?
- Woody Boyd: Is that bad?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, it's bad. You're suffering from a lack of blood and a lack of sleep. I'm surprised you're not hallucinating.
- Woody Boyd: Ah, that's a good one, Dr. Crane. Hallucinating.
- [Kelly enters]
- Kelly Gaines: Woody, why aren't you ready for the party?
- Woody Boyd: What party? Who are you? Why am I covered with ants?
- Sam Malone: [about the enagement ring Woody bought for Kelly] How can you afford that on your salary?
- Woody Boyd: Oh, don't worry, Sam. I'm getting a night job.
- Sam Malone: You're going do another job when you leave here at two thirty in the morning?
- Woody Boyd: Yup. Graveyard shift.
- Sam Malone: Where?
- Woody Boyd: Graveyard, Sam.
- Woody Boyd: [sarcastically] Gee whiz, say goodnight Gracie.