Kelsey Grammer credited as playing...
Dr. Frasier Crane
- Woody Boyd: Well, I've drawn up a list of names of the people I want to invite to the party, the only problem is I only get to invite a few. Where do you draw the line?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, Woody, something that Lilith and I find helpful when we plan a party is to simply start at the bottom of the list and eliminate the least desirable.
- Woody Boyd: [excited] OK. Cranes are out! Thanks Dr. Crane. That *was* helpful.
- [the Insurance Agent has taken Woody's blood]
- Woody Boyd: Do I get a cookie?
- Insurance Agent: I'm sorry, no.
- Woody Boyd: Why not? The other place gave me a cookie.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Woody, are you saying you've already given blood today?
- Woody Boyd: Is that bad?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, it's bad. You're suffering from a lack of blood and a lack of sleep. I'm surprised you're not hallucinating.
- Woody Boyd: Ah, that's a good one, Dr. Crane. Hallucinating.
- [Kelly enters]
- Kelly Gaines: Woody, why aren't you ready for the party?
- Woody Boyd: What party? Who are you? Why am I covered with ants?
- [Frasier is trying to calm Carla, who doesn't want to take a blood test]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Carla, Carla, please. Now listen. Just look into my eyes and listen very carefully to every word I say. All he's going to do is plunge this large bore needle into your tissue until it reaches a vein, at which point the beating of your heart will cause your blood to gush into this vial with the viscous crimson serum.
- [Carla faints]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [to Gordon, the man who's taking the blood samples] There you go. Top her up.