Nicholas Colasanto credited as playing...
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso
- Carla Tortelli: [to Norm, about having sex with a client] Norman, I think that you better give the lady what she wants. She is a client. If you don't come across, she's going to drop you like a bad habit.
- Diane Chambers: Norman, has it come to this? Are you going to sell your virtue to the first person who buys you a drink in a bar? If you were a woman, I think we'd have a name for you.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: I kinda like Becky. I realize Norma is closer, you only have to add "U" "H".
- [Norm enters the bar with an attractive ladyfriend]
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Normie, Normie! Could this be Vera?
- Norm Peterson: Well, with a lot of expensive surgery, maybe.