John Ratzenberger credited as playing...
Cliff Clavin
- Cliff Clavin: When I was a lad, I went to see the movie Trapeze with Burt Lancaster and Tony Curtis.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: No kidding Cliffy, did you sit between them?
- Norm Peterson: A flaw on the x-ray.
- [everyone breathes a sigh of relief for Norm]
- Cliff Clavin: Oh, let me buy you a drink, Normie.
- Norm Peterson: No, no, no, no, not right now, Cliff. Right now I think I'm going to take a little walk with a gentleman I haven't been paying a whole lot of attention to lately: Norm Peterson.
- Diane Chambers: I think I understand.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Well, I don't, but I'm sure you'll tell me later.
- [Norm is about ready to head off for good to Bora Bora]
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Goodbye Normie.
- Norm Peterson: Goodbye Coach.
- [they give each other a big hug]
- Cliff Clavin: Coach, Coach, you're going to feel pretty silly when he pulls the plug on this gag, you wait and see.
- Norm Peterson: You understand, don't you Coach?
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: No, Normie, but they'll tell me later.