John Ratzenberger credited as playing...
Cliff Clavin
- Cliff Clavin: [Talking at the bar with Coach and Norm about Sam having fun in his office with two costumed cheerleaders] Alright, look, look, what difference does it make how it started? The important thing is, is there anything we can do to stop 'em? If we can't stop 'em, is there anything we can do to join 'em?
- [More sounds of gaiety float from behind Sam's office door]
- Cliff Clavin: If we can't join 'em do you think they'd let me watch?
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: [Bar phone rings, Coach answers] Cheers! Uh huh. Yup, I'll give him the message. Normie, it's Vera, she says to hurry home - her cycle is at its peak.
- Norm Peterson: Again? Her cycle has more peaks than the Adirondacks.
- Cliff Clavin: All systems are go there, big fella.
- Norm Peterson: Even Secretariat got to wait till he was in the mood once in a while.
- [Exits bar to most of them singing "Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it"]