Rhea Perlman credited as playing...
Carla Tortelli
- Diane Chambers: After I left here, I decided that I needed to regroup, I needed to go someplace and take a good look at myself.
- Carla Tortelli: Ah, shock treatment.
- Norm Peterson: Well, I'm back.
- [Chorus of 'Norm!']
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: What'll it be, Normie?
- Norm Peterson: A transfusion with a head on it.
- Carla Tortelli: Norman, are you sure you want to have a kid? You know, once the monster comes along, your whole life is gonna be different.
- Norm Peterson: Yeah?
- Carla Tortelli: Yeah!
- Norm Peterson: Coach, you've had kids - does a baby change you?
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: You kidding, Normie? It can't even change itself!