John Ratzenberger credited as playing...
Cliff Clavin
- Woody Boyd: Boy, this is a big night for me. Who wants to help me paint the town?
- Norm Peterson, Cliff Clavin, Pete: Oh, hey, all right.
- Norm Peterson: Oh, hey let's go.
- Cliff Clavin: Hey, where we going Wood?
- Woody Boyd: To the theater. I'm in charge of scenery and I've got to paint the town.
- Woody Boyd: Wait, this is a misunderstanding.
- Emily: Yeah, listen to him.
- Kelly Gaines: [to Emily] You stay out of this!
- Cliff Clavin: Oh, Woody's babes comin' ta blows!
- [the guys at the bar all start chanting "Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight!"]
- Kelly Gaines: [after Emily blocks the door, keeping her from leaving] You get out of my way right now or so help me I'll, I'll, I'll hurt your feelings!
- Emily: You do, and I'll hurt yours right back.
- [the guys at the bar turn away, realizing the fight's gone 'tame,' chanting "Kitten fight. Kitten fight. Kitten fight."]