Jackie Swanson credited as playing...
Kelly Gaines
- Woody Boyd: Wait, this is a misunderstanding.
- Emily: Yeah, listen to him.
- Kelly Gaines: [to Emily] You stay out of this!
- Cliff Clavin: Oh, Woody's babes comin' ta blows!
- [the guys at the bar all start chanting "Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight!"]
- Kelly Gaines: [after Emily blocks the door, keeping her from leaving] You get out of my way right now or so help me I'll, I'll, I'll hurt your feelings!
- Emily: You do, and I'll hurt yours right back.
- [the guys at the bar turn away, realizing the fight's gone 'tame,' chanting "Kitten fight. Kitten fight. Kitten fight."]
- [Emily and Woody are rehearsing a romantic scene. Emily kisses Woody, when Kelly walks in. Kelly has no idea Woody is in a play]
- Kelly Gaines: Woody. I can't believe it.
- Woody Boyd: Oh wait Kelly. It's not what it looks like.
- Kelly Gaines: Don't make excuses, Woody. Now I see what's going on. You're busy every night and you won't tell me why. I walk in here and find you two kissing in the back room of a bar. It all adds up. You're in a play and you didn't even tell me.
- [Kelly rushes out. Woody chases after her]
- Woody Boyd: Wait, maybe I was just cheating on you.