Christopher Masterson credited as playing...
Francis
- Francis: How am I ever gonna decide which one of you to take?
- Malcolm: You deliberately bought two tickets just to torment us?
- Francis: No. Of course not. I bought them to see who loves me the most. Now, I know you both love me, but I bet one of you loves me a little bit more. Come on, guys! It's Rage in the Cage. You should be happy!
- Reese: We are happy!
- Francis: You're not doing the happy dance.
- [Francis and his date are pulled over by a police officer]
- Cop #2: License and registration, please.
- Francis: Officer, what did I do?
- Cop #2: This car was reported stolen.
- Francis: Oh, it's been reported stolen, huh?
- [He digs into his wallet to find nothing but a small slip of paper saying, "IT GETS WORSE."]
- Cop #2: I'm not gonna ask you again. License and registration.
- Francis: Look, officer, I know this looks bad...
- [Francis and the cop hear banging from inside the trunk]
- Cop #2: Open the trunk, sir!
- Francis: Officer, let me explain...
- Cop #2: OPEN THE TRUNK!
- [Francis unlocks the trunk. The officer opens it and finds Malcolm and Reese lying inside, bound and gagged, their eyes shouting for help]
- Cop #2: [drawing his gun] GET OUT OF THE CAR!