Ted McGinley credited as playing...
Jefferson D'Arcy
- Jefferson D'Arcy: Al, listen, I'm already done with the first trimester. Now what if what's left is all good, and we miss out on it?
- Al: [laughing] You know, I'm finally starting to understand how she got you. Let me explain something to you. There is no such thing as a trimester. There's actually just one long forty year-mester. Except when they're pregnant, you get what I call the mini-mester. You've got your fat-mester and your puke-mester, and lord in heaven, you got your horny-mester.
- Bartender: [lifts his glass] That's when I left.
- Jefferson D'Arcy: So Al, where are you gonna go to?
- Al: Somewhere where shoe men run wild and free in the big sky Where never is heard an impregnated word, and the hooters are uncovered all day.