Simon Farnaby credited as playing...
Hamilton Cork • Simon McFarnaby
- Vince Noir: I'm going to be in Autumn Magnets!
- Howard Moon: Are you now?
- [to Hamilton Cork, who is no longer in character]
- Howard Moon: Now look, I invited you on the show out of the kindness of my heart. What do you think you're playing at?
- [Hamilton nuts Howard unconscious with his shiny conker of a head]
- Hamilton Cork: [to camera] Don't take me on, I'm a 29-er!
- [to Vince]
- Hamilton Cork: Now it is Equity Minimum but the Podiums are very good...