Matt Berry credited as playing...
Dixon Bainbridge
- Dixon Bainbridge: Naboo, are you in some shamanistic trance?
- Naboo: No, I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac.
- Dixon Bainbridge: I don't like to finish on a downer. Here's a song: Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit worried that the best of all my years have gone by.
- Dixon Bainbridge and Bob Fossil: [Bob Fossil starts dancing] And I need you now tonight! And I need you more than ever! And if you only hold me tight! We'll be holding on forever! And we'll only be making it right...
- [Howard and Vince are tied up back to back in an arctic cave, waiting to be sacrificed]
- Howard Moon: This is difficult for me, but I feel as though I should say this... I love you, Vince.
- [Vince smirks, then tries to stifle giggles]
- Howard Moon: What you doin'?
- Vince Noir: [Giggling] Nothing.
- Howard Moon: Are you laughing?
- Vince Noir: [laughing] No...
- Howard Moon: [Over Vince's laughter] You better not be laughing at me... now.
- [still over the laughter]
- Howard Moon: I'm telling you I love you.
- Vince Noir: [Giggles] It makes me laugh.
- [giggling]
- Howard Moon: That is so humiliating.
- Vince Noir: You just got me off guard.
- [smirking]
- Howard Moon: Really.
- Vince Noir: Yeah, it was out of the blue.
- Howard Moon: I'm telling you I love you, and you're laughing at me.
- Vince Noir: Well, I love you.
- Howard Moon: You don't love me.
- Vince Noir: I do!
- Howard Moon: You're just saying you love me because I said it to you. It doesn't work. It doesn't mean anything.
- Vince Noir: [grinning] No, I love you!
- Howard Moon: No, you don't.
- Dixon Bainbridge: [Stepping into view] What a touching scene...