Ted Levine credited as playing...
Stottlemeyer
- Julie Parlo: [walks up to Stottlemeyer] Excuse me, Captain Stottlemeyer?
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Yep.
- Julie Parlo: Hi, I'm Julie Parlo. Uh, where is the FBI? This is a kidnapping. I happen to be a lawyer, so I know that in a kidnapping situation the FBI has jurisprudence.
- Lt. Randall Disher: That's only true if your grandmother's been taken across the state lines...
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: ...or if she's been held for more than 24 hours. And I think you meant to say "jurisdiction." What kind of lawyer are you?
- Lt. Randall Disher: [Stottlemeyer invites Monk to help interview a suspect] Okay, cool. We can do Good Cop, Bad Cop, Worse Cop.
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Randy, it's a two-man job. Just wait here.
- Lt. Randall Disher: Okay, I'll just wait here and...
- Sharona Fleming: ...weep openly.
- Lt. Randall Disher: Do some paperwork.
- Sharona Fleming: While you weep openly.